LOL, Daria! You are such a sketch, pal! Loved your 'winners post'! I took breaks while waiting for each line to reveal itself. It was like watching one of those pesky game shows. You know there'll be a commercial before the winner is announced.
Since your challenge remains on my to-do list, I'm going to review both this thread & all the entries to assist me in conquering it--sans pen!
Ditto-ing others for a fun challenge, pal!